The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 11, 2024
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TV: Today the FBI defended its expanding investigation into television personality "Ms.Cleo." Attorney General Ashcroft says that the popular Jamaican psychic is not being charged with any crime, but authorities want to know if she had prior knowledge of the attacks. Ms.Cleo issued a statement to the press today which says, "I didn't know a 'ting! Call me now!!"
For those who don’t know the story of Ms. Cleo: look it up… it is a really good story about her, and how big business took all her money and how she never made a cent. I’m so glad that the government shut down those billable 800 numbers! The sad part is that so many ordinary people, who were down on their luck and couldn’t even afford those calls, still made them, and didn’t discover until their telephone bills arrived how much in hock they were…