Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 03, 2015

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Lupin: A tree grew in the living room! Here's Puck with more! Puck: Lupin, as you can see behind me, an entire tree grew overnight! Puck: Judging by the glass bulbs and bright lights, I'd guess this fir is native to Las Vegas. Elvis: I'd say the REAL story is the sky falling to pieces outside. Lupin: Elvis, that happens in these little winter traps all the time! SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE Lupin: It'll stop in a few minutes. Elvis: Well, I intend to investigate further! Man: Honey, I'm going out to get the mail! Man: OH NO! ELVIS GOT OUT! Man: ELVIS?! ... ELVIS!! Elvis: Pfft! Overly concerned people. I'm fine! Bird: Tweet?