Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 14, 2015

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Puck: We're 4 hours into "Elvis watch." Here's Lupin with the latest. Lupin: Puck, I've scaled the Vegas Fir for a better view. Lupin: Just gotta toss some junk out of the way -- Lupin: The Woman is leaving food out for Elvis. Puck: He always did like food. Tommy: Here we are! Home sweet home! Elvis: You live in a shed? Tommy: For now. Until someone finds me, then it's onto the next place! Tommy: Anyway, it's a green -- house! Roasty toasty! Elvis: Don't you have any people? Tommy: I did, once, but you've seen how that goes.... Tommy: I got outside, got spooked by a passing People mobile, started running... Before long, I was lost. Tommy: So, I stick to this block now. But I try to make it cozy. Elvis: Don't you miss your people? Tommy: Oh, sure! Tommy: I miss the little things the most. Sleeping at the end of a bed, having my ears scratched, hearing I'm a good boy.... Tommy: Would you like some leftover non-poisonous plants from breakfast? There's not much, but it always feels like more when you share! Elvis: Oh, no, I couldn't -- Tommy: Let's get some shut eye, then! You take the box. Elvis: But -- Tommy: Is the box not small enough? Elvis: Oh, no, it's impossibly tiny -- thank you -- I just don't want to take your bed. Tommy: No worries, brother! I sleep on this old overcoat! My Woman had one just like it! Elvis: Oh! Okay.... Tommy: Don't you worry. You're closer to home than you think. Tomorrow morning as soon as the snow lets up, we'll set out for your house! KNEAD KNEAD KNEAD Elvis: I wonder what Puck and Lupin are doing. Elvis: Probably all curled up fast asleep by now. Man: Why are they so wired tonight?! Woman: They probably miss Elvis.