Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 21, 2016
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Lupin: The man is in the backyard. Take it away Puck. Puck: Thanks Lupin. Puck here, live where the man has appeared on the other side of the window. Elvis: What is this sorcery? Puck: Man? CN news... Lupin: Man? See how he mocks us. Puck: ...Man? Elvis: No- Man: Hey, there buddy! Tommy: Belly rubs are my weakness!
I have never seen Elvis head hair so big. Maybe his head is about to go explody.I love Tommy. Of all the cats I would pick him to be my cat.It’s sad when an animal lover like myself can’t afford to own a cat or dog.I have discovered the sweetness of pet rats. The also need vet care sometimes, to get neutered if need be, but not as often and not quite as expensive as others.Rat Facts; they don’t have an odor, only if you don’t clean their cage out, Females smell a bit like 7-up.Females are busier and fun to watch and will clean your nails and teeth. (Rodentists) Males become cuddlier lap potatoes.The cannot burp or vomit.They don’t carry disease like the myths. Truth is, they can’t even Get rabies, much less carry it.They died from the plague just like humans, it was the Fleas.Rats are extremely smart, want to be with you whenever, and as long as you give them love and attention and done tease them or hold them by their tails, they will LOVE YOU Dearly.