Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 13, 2016

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Lupin: Lupin here, live on the scene where the People have brought home a strange creature! Puck: Lupin, the People call it a "baby" and force it to wear tiny hats. Lupin: Some folks enjoy tiny hats. Elvis: Its going to eat all our food and no one will ever love us again. Puck: Elvis, I don't think babies eat kibble. Elvis: You're already against me. Lupin: Puck, what else can you tell us about babies? Puck: The pupal stage in People lasts about 6 weeks. "Human Pupa Endless parade of tiny hats, Head is 90% cheeks Thorax Flannel cocoon Developing Legs Those cheeks" Puck: After that it's anyone's guess. Elvis: I have a guess. Puck: This just in: it smiled at me. Lupin: I can confirm.