Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 24, 2016

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Dr. Mittens: Nobody move-or Kit gets soaked! Puck: I can't look! Burt: I can't see- Elvis: She doesn't love you- Robber Mouse: Dang it, Elvis- Angora: Kit! No- Brad: Come along, Angora. Or I spritz your father! Snowball: What?! No! My fur is so long- It'll take forever to dry! Kit: Angora, don't worry about me! I've been damp before! Dr Mittens: Le't make this a double wedding! Sister: Worst. Proposal. Ever. Captain Nimble: I object! Paisley: It's Captain Nimble! Returned from the sea! Father: Just in time for Christmas! Paisley: And immune to water attacks! Captain Nimble: 'Tis but the kiss of Poseidon!