Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 19, 2017

Transcript:

Lupin: Something's gotten into Puck. Elvis: Lupin, Elvis here, live beside the bed where Puck is hiding from nothing. Puck: How do you not see her? Elvis: See who? Puck, are you okay? Tillie: Say, kitten, could you take that clockwork ice cream cone elsewhere? I've got an interview to conduct! Puck: No thank you. Elvis: Awfully cold in here all of a sudden- Tillie: You there, crackerjack! Can I get a comment on the new addition? Puck: What?......Do you mean the Baby? Tillie: The Baby? What? No! That's old news! It's all about the new addition now! Puck: Oh, I had no idea. Elvis: Lupin, this is turning a corner on weirdness. Puck: I'm sorry I've been so rude. Who are you? Tillie: I'm Tillie! I can't stay long. I've got to get back to Freddie. Puck: May I smell your nose? I'm Puck. You know, I'm a reporter myself!