Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 06, 2017

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Lupin: The Baby is turning one! Puck: It's a gala event here on the blue carpet, Lupin. Here comes The Woman now, wearing a yellow gown and oven mitts. Elvis: There can't be enough fanfare. Puck: The Man is a vision in plaid! The Toddler pulled his shirt over his head, and now he's a scary ghost! Toddler: Spooooky! Tommy: It's a daring look, Puck. He's taking a real risk on the blue carpet tonight. Sophie: I love it. Elvis: Everything looks ready in the kitchen, Lupin! Toddler: Oooooooooooo! Puck: And here she is! The lady of the hour! The Woman is giving the traditional People birthday gift of fire- Elvis: What- Are you insane?! All this fanfare is flammable! Man: Huh. Usually it's Lupin going after candles.