@Gloria,
You asked how we are coping with the virus in Australia. So far the following points have become clear.
1. The best way to stay safe is to wrap yourself in toilet paper.
2. We must stay 1.5 metres away from other people. A long, pointy, stick helps.
3. Coronavirus can count. We are safe until we get more than 99 people gathered together. Add one more, and the virus will pounce.
4. We’re doomed.
February 26, 2016
@Gloria,
You asked how we are coping with the virus in Australia. So far the following points have become clear.
1. The best way to stay safe is to wrap yourself in toilet paper.
2. We must stay 1.5 metres away from other people. A long, pointy, stick helps.
3. Coronavirus can count. We are safe until we get more than 99 people gathered together. Add one more, and the virus will pounce.
4. We’re doomed.