Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 10, 1987
Calvin: It's the sad truth, Dad. Nobody cares about your positions on fatherhood, we just want to know about your character. Calvin: If you're going to be Dad here, we have to konw you've never done or said anything that would reflect poorly on your judgement. I have your college yearbook here. Let's flip through it, shall we? Is this you with the keg and the "party naked" t-shirt? Dad: Give me thaaat!