Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 16, 1987
Transcript:
Calvin: Hi, Susie. What do you have for lunch today? Susie: Don't even talk to me. I don't want to hear how disgusting you think my lunch is. My lunch is fime. Calvin: Relax. I wasn't going to say a word about your lunch. Pass me some saly, will you please? Susie: Here. Calvin: Thanks. Slugs are so chewy before you shrivel 'em up.
While you’re at it, you might want to add some zombie slime, vampire boogers, and skeleton juice.