Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 01, 1990

Transcript:

Calvin: Hey mom, want to see something great? Wiith one sip from this ordinary can of soda, I can burp for almost ten seconds straight! Mom: Calvin, I don't... Calvin: But that's not all! At the same time, I'll also recite a gross limerick I learned at school!...ready? Hobbes: Maybe if you recited the Gettysburg address... Calvin: Forget it. My talents are wasted on her kind.