Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 11, 1993
Transcript:
Calvin: The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink cow milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!"? Isn't that weird? Hobbes: I think conversation should be kept to a minimum until afternoon.
What about eggs? “I think I’ll eat what came out of this chicken’s butt.”