Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 27, 2015

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Calvin: This new issue of chewing magazine tells how to set up a mandibular fitness regime!" Calvin: "Basically, they recommend interval training: chewing one piece of gum with lots of reps, followed by chewing five pieces of gum at once, so you really work the masseter and buccinator muscles" Calvin: "It's a grueling workout, but you build strength AND endurance, so you can come through a clincher" Hobbes: "I'm sure glory makes it all worthwhile" Calvin: "Plus, you develop that "chewer's jaw" that drives the girls wild"