Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 28, 2015
Transcript:
Hobbes: "What's with the face?" Calvin: "I'm doing stretches" Calvin: "Chewing magazine says you should always warm up before you chew gum" Calvin: "Did you know that neglecting to stretch the temporalis muscles is the leading cause of gum chewing injuries?" Hobbes: "What about falling down while chewing and walking?" Calvin: "With a good helmet, the risk is surprisingly small"
I ride frequently, and have never worn a helmet. It’s just too inconvenient to keep up with one. What am I supposed to do with my cap? How do I keep the helmet from getting stolen when I leave it on the bike? (I’m not totin’ that thing around the store with me, for example.)
I’ve had a couple of wrecks, one of which broke 6 ribs and a collarbone (in 2008). I bumped my head in that one, but not too hard. That’s the closest I’ve come to needing a bike helmet in my 60 years.