Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 14, 1994
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Mr. Pinkley: Any big raises last year? Cathy: No. Mr. Pinkley: Any Bonuses? Cathy: No. Mr. Pinkley: Any extra perks of any kind. Cathy: No. Mr. Pinkley: Any profitable investments? Cathy: No. Mr. Pinkley: Any Children? Cathy: No. Mr. Pinkley: Any marriage? Cathy: No. Mr. Pinkley: Excellent! By failing on both a personal and professional level, your taxes are only going up a little instead of the revolting leap they would have taken had you managed to make any improvements whatsoever in your life!! You've saved yourself thousands of dollars! Cathy: Our last loophole: The personal rut deduction.