Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 26, 1996

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Charlene: Do you ever worry about...you know...job security here? Cathy: SHH! Are you crazy?! Don't let that vibe get out in the air!! If they think YOU think you might get dumped, THEY'LL start thinking about dumping you! Even if they don't WANT to dump you, they'll CONSIDER dumping you just because by thinking "dump" you have become DUMPABLE!! Quick! Squirt some room deodorizer! Neutralize the concept! Charlene: Our single friends add so much insight to life.