Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 13, 1996
Transcript:
Man: If you want to know if he wrote, just check your e-mail again! Cathy: Can't. It's bad romantic karma to check e-mail more than every 17 minutes. Answering machines can be check every 14 minutes...voice mail can be checked every 8 minutes...but the odds of hearing from the right person on e-mail are best if you hold out for a full 17 minutes...and, of course, the chance of the message equaling your romantic fantasy improves if you turn your back to the computer and pretend to be doing something else while it logs on!! Man: I CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS!! Cathy: Technology is too complex for the male mind.
Where does she get this stuff?