Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 29, 1996
Transcript:
Mom on phone: A date? You have another date with Howard?? Cathy: It's not really a date, mom. We're just getting together to officially break up. Mom on phone: You're going out to break up? Cathy: Well, it's not really breaking up since we haven't technically been dating. It's more a formal exercise where we verbalize our mutual lack of interest and intention to have no contact whatsoever in the future. Mom: So many ceremonies, so few weddings.