Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 09, 1999
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Man: Your table will be ready in a moment. Mom: Do they need help clearing? Man: Don't be silly! Mom: Do they need help in the kitchen? Man: Right this way. Mom: Oops. You have a little spot on your tie. Let me get that out for you. That pitcher looks so heavy. Let me help you pour the water. You must have been on your feet all day...here! Take my chair! Let me butter a roll for you! Do you want to talk, or would you just like to rest your head on my shoulder?...OOPS. Your button's loose. Let me sew it for you!...OOPS. Your hairs a little mussed. Let me fix it!...OOPS. You look peaked. Here are some vitamins! Reuse your aluminum foil! Fold clothes right out of the driver! Double-check your bank statements! Write prompt thank-you notes! Elevate your feet at night! Do unto others! Apply yourself and you can do anything! Cathy: Mother of one mom to the universe. Mom: Also, never toot your own horn.