Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 28, 2000
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Cathy: It's been a month and you haven't lost an ounce, Electra. You haven't even tried. You MUST try! You're so close!! There's still time for you!! You can be everything I never was! You can be everything I never was! You can have it all! You will be thin and beautiful and witty and successful and you will speak fluent french by the age of three!!! Electra: Mommy needs a date. Cathy: Go see if there are any doritos in the kitchen.