Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 06, 2003

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Accountant: Welcome to tax season 2003! Sit serenely on your unbleached cotton wellness mat... Let the soothing gurgles of the bamboo and river stone fountain wash over you... Fill your spirit with the celtic harp music...the ylang ylang aromatherapy oils...the herbal infusion tea... Then reflect on how liberating it feels to have lost it all...all stocks...all bonds...all gone! To be freed from the stress of owning anything of any value whatsoever... To have achieved the zen state of litter nothingness! Cathy: Is there a solvent CPA around here??! Accountant: I'm doing fine! Just drop your check in the hand-woven prairie grass basket on the way out!