Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 02, 2004
Transcript:
Voice: Squint and pretend the dress is three sizes smaller and two feet shorter. Squint and envision professional makeup and perfect jewelry. Squint and imagine a fabulous hairdo with tiara and veil. Squint and visualize toned arms, trimmed waist, whitened teeth and a sparkly pedicure. Ironically, at no other time in life is it more important for a bride to have her eyes wide open.
That is what it all boils down to in the final panel.