Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 07, 2004
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Cathy: Germs can't live in there, can they? Male co-worker: Nah. Charlene: Phew!! Who's nuking the sweet-n-sour pork?? Then. Now. Wash hands with antibacterial soap. Disinfect counter with non-polluting hazardous-materials-free microbial cleaner. Remove tamper-proof, toxic-ink-free, ozone friendly outer box. Peel back corner of hermetically sealed, PVC-free film from biodegradable, starch-based tray containing pesticide-free, biodynamically farmed frozen vegan entree. Pop dish into microwave encrusted with two years of decayed splatter from other people's lunches. America's enduring optimism.