Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 16, 2005
Transcript:
Mom: Welcome to Cathy's bridal shower! Don't hug the bride! She might catch the flu! Don't let the bride eat! She has to get into her dress in three weeks! Don't let the bride open boxes! She could break a nail! Don't let the bride drink! She'll bloat! Don't let the bride blush! She'll break out! Don't let the bride worry! She'll wrinkle! The bride must sit serenely in a germ-free zone on an ergonomically safe chair where I will pop low-carb treats in her mouth followed by antibacterial wipes and gargles! Cathy: Welcome to Cathy's bridal bubble. Mom: Don't let the bride roll her eyes! They could stick that way!!