Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 22, 2005
Transcript:
Cathy: I was young and foolish. I ate a cheeseburger. Then I said "no" to fat and ate only the bun. I said "no" to carbs and ate only the meat. I said "no" to meat and ate only the cheese. I said "no" to dairy and ate only the lettuce and tomato. I said "no" to non-organic vegetables and ate only the toasted sesame seeds. ....And then I said "no" to media-induced food hysteria! "no" to nutrition-depleting, craving-inducing extremes! I reinstated some fat...some carbs...some meat....some dairy....some veggies ...and ta da! I am old and wise. I will eat a cheeseburger! The Sunday May 22, 2005, 6:00-6:45 PM edition The new "fast" food: six minutes to prepare the food. Six years to prepare the brain.
A happy ending