Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 11, 2006
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Cathy: We're just going to have a salad. Saleswoman: Fine. Would you like to hear about the specials? Charlene: Yes. Saleswoman: The Chinese chicken salad has the fat equivalent of a bacon cheeseburger. The grilled Mahi-mahi salad has a third of the calories you should eat all day in the dollop of mango dressing. The tuna salad, if spread on bread, would make four sandwiches. The chopped salad contains five ounces of meat, four ounces of cheese, two whole eggs, two strips of bacon, an entire avocado... and half a baguette, fried and crumbled into mini-croutons! CathY: We'll just have the dessert. Saleswoman: Good thinking. Might as well enjoy yourselves.