Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 27, 2008
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RING RING Cathy: Hi, mom. What's up? Mom from phone: Nothing. I was just driving to the market and thought I'd say "Hi". Cathy: Um...Dad's behind the wheel, though, isn't he?? Mom from phone: Oh, no! Dad's at home! I'm just driving and talking...talking and driving just like you do! Cathy: What? That's not safe! Mom from phone: Horrifying, isn't it?...OOPS! HONK HONK! Cathy: AACK! Mom from phone: You want me to hang up, and yet if I do, I might just call someone else! Cathy: STOP THE CAR, MOTHER! PULL OVER!! Mom from phone: As long as you hear my voice, you at least know I haven't smashed into anything. Cathy: NOT SAFE! NOT FUNNY! YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO PUT DOWN... Mom from phone: ...OOPS! Hold on! I have to click in "call waiting"! Cathy: Payback for the "terrible twos": The "terrible 60s and 70s".