Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 01, 2009
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Cathy and Charlene: I'm NOT on a diet! Diets do NOT work! Cathy: I'm on a "healthy lifestyle plan". Charlene: Mine isn't so much a "plan". It's more of an "intention". Cathy: Yes. Not even an "intention", really. It's a "mood". Charlene: Maybe not even a "mood" so much as an "awareness". Cathy: An "awareness of the possibility of better choices I might make"! Charlene: Yes! Cathy and Charlene: A "general staying open to the concept of healthy alternatives without any actual restrictions or limitations from which I might need to rebel"!! Cathy: Bring us two hot fudge sundaes and one small salad with two forks. Saleswoman: Another "girlfriend special"!!
What type of low-life morons bleeep about a comic?