Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 24, 2010
January 23, 2010
January 25, 2010
Transcript:
Saleswoman: The new year's diets have flopped. The fitness plans have failed. Is it any wonder that millions of women are rushing in for...LASH ENHANCEMENT! Cathy: Excuse me? Saleswoman: Once, not even on the "personal transformation" top ten list. Now, a zillion-dollar industy! Products that lengthen! strengthen! Thicken! Condition! Curl! Separate! Sparkle! And some that cause your fabulous, flirty eyelashes to actually grow!! Cathy: Wow. Saleswoman: By the last week in January, all we really want is to find some part of our body we can control.
Thanks for the suggestions everybody, but I think I’ll stick with good ol’ MASCARA.