Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 06, 2010
March 05, 2010
March 07, 2010
Transcript:
Cathy: $395 on "brain enhancing supplements"?? What happened to our "tight budgetary leash"?? Irving: I released myself to go get one little bottle of memory-boosting omega-3s. Before I knew it, remedies were flying at me from all directions! "Ginkgo biloba"! "Blueberry powder"! "Matcha green tea"! "Huperzine A"! "Coenzyme Q10"! "Guarana"! "Phosphatidyl serine"! I couldn't avoid them!! Vivian: When humans go "off leash", they always run right into traffic.
Holy mackerles, BFF, I was going to say out of the mouths of dogs come words of wisdom.
Alrighty, let me come up with another one then.
If he HAD a brain, the enhancing supplements might be a worthwhile purchase, but unfortunately, Irving using them is as useless as Gollum buying an “exotic dance” pole to attract a mate.
(I KNOW I’D GET FLAGGED UP, DOWN, AND SIDEWAYS IF I SAID THE REAL WORD!)