Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 27, 2010
Transcript:
Cathy: I know, I know! We're thinking about it, mom! Mom: I didn't say a word. Cathy: You widened your eyes. Raised your brow. Cocked your head. Cleared your throat. Pursed your lips. Shifted your feet. Tapped your fingers. and sighed. You said the exact same thing in eight languages. Mom: I'm "MOM-LINGUAL"!
I love Cathy. It’s just fun to comment on it, because what we say is true. I do hope they never procreate though.
I was thinking about what their kid would be like. It would either end up like Frasier and Niles Crane, the exact opposite of these two, or it would be a neurotic, obsessive, compulsive, slave to cereal and toy consumerism with a procrastination problem. That would just be a normal kid, wouldn’t it? So why bother? It wouldn’t be funny, and Calvin has already been done, so she can’t go there with it.