Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 12, 2010
May 11, 2010
May 13, 2010
Transcript:
Charlene: It's almost swimwear season again?? How will we ever be ready for that?! Andrea: We just have to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and go on! Charlene: Boots are ridiculous in May. Andrea: There are some cute pastel ankle boots, but they don't really have straps. Charlene: We could pull ourselves up by our gladiator stiletto straps. Andrea: Too tippy. How about our platform-soled slingback straps? Charlene: Too chunky. Our flip-flop ankle straps? Andrea: Nah. Peep-toe pump straps? Charlene: Nah. Cathy: Fitness setback, 2010: Footwear is wrong.
Thank goodness guys don’t have to do this sort of contortion. With no bras to pull ourselves up by, the only underwear left would leave us all in permanent self-wedgie mode.
That would get old pretty fast. Or extinct, even.