Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 11, 2013
August 10, 2013
August 12, 2013
Transcript:
Phone: Ring Ring Ring Ring Voice on phone: Hello. We'd like to place an order. Saleswoman: The bride and groom have registered for the $965, 10-piece anodized aluminum/stainless steel cookware set. Cathy: The bride and groom buy dinner at the drive through window. Saleswoman: They registered for the $140 commerical-sized griddle...$120 professional citrus juicer...$150 Belgian waffle maker...$130 European egg poacher... Cathy: They eat breakfast out of a bag on the freeway. Saleswoman: The $650, high-carbon surgical steel, 9-piece knife set... Cathy: Their lunches come pre-chopped in a plastic bowl. Saleswoman: $450 mixer...$320 food processor..souffle molds...flan pans... Cathy: All snacks and desserts come from the mini-mart. Saleswoman: How about some lovely cannisters in which to stuff their carry-out menus? Cathy: Do they come in hammered copper? Chrome won't match their restaurant-grade appliances.
The only trouble with the weddings I’ve attended (and given a cash gift to) is that the marriages don’t last! Every wedding I have gone to in the past 10 years has ended up in divorce except the last two, and that was only 2 years ago. Give them a few more years….