Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 07, 2014

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Hello. I want a face-to-face with the person in charge! Operator: To access the options menu, enter your user pin. Millions of tins of breath freshening mints. Self-serve banking. Billions of packs of breath freshening strips. Self-serve travel plans. Zillions of pieces of breath-freshening gum. Self-serve movie tickets, theatre tickets, parking tickets. Jillions of breath-freshening sprays, paste washes and flosses. Self-serve coffee, gas, food lumber, photos, insurance, postage, check-in and check-out. Two powerful trends combine to define life in the year 2003: Fresh breath and no one to breathe on.