Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 13, 2022
March 12, 2022
March 14, 2022
Transcript:
Cathy: She's reaching for her purse... She's rummaging... She's rooting... She's dumping... MORON! Couldn't you look for your parking ticket before you go to the pay window?? There are six cars backed up behind you!!! Oh, no. Where's my ticket?? I had my ticket! My ticket was in my hand!! My ticket only disappeared because the moron in front of me couldn't find her ticket! AACK!! Now I did it again! Now my wallet is gone! It was right here!! I am not one of those people who don't have their ticket and money ready! My ticket and money were ready! It was the lady in front of me's fault for making me mad and disoriented!! I was ready!! Another day, another visit from the parking lot god of humility. Cathy:...My keys!! AACK!! Now what did I do with my keys???
It’s dangerous to go immediately after the light changes. I wait and still got t-boned so hard that witnesses said my car was in the air for 20 feet. I was one lane from safety; the driver was speeding and thought the light was still green.