Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 28, 2022
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August 29, 2022
Transcript:
Cathy: This one?...This one?...This one?...This one? This one or this one or this one or this one? This one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one?? Saleswoman: Would you like to use a life-line? Cathy: Yes! Saleswoman: Poll the audience? 50-50? Or phone a friend? Cathy: Poll the audience!...Which top looks better on me?? Women: Tan! Gray! Green! Blue! Cathy: AACK! Inconclusive! I'll use my 50-50! Saleswoman: ...Bing! Blue and tan are eliminated! Cathy: But blue and tan were my favorites! Phone a friend!! Hello, mom! In 30 seconds, tell me if I look better in the unreturnable green or gray top!! Mom (from phone): Why are you wasting your money on more tops?? Cathy: AACK!! I've used up all my lifelines and I haven't even gotten to shoes! I'm out! Loser! Loser!! Saleswoman: This has been another thrilling edition of "who wants to drive the salesclerk crazy?"
Ha! I was addicted to “Millionaire” back in the day, so this one hits home. Not sure how helpful those lifelines were for Cathy, but at least she tried, right? Hope they at least give her a consolation prize—though I don’t seem to recall “Millionaire” doing those. Fun one—final answer!
HI, MOM. Happy Sunday, “Cathy” Clan.