Close to Home by John McPherson for September 03, 2015
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Transcript:
School Nurse Paper cut rm 1 Ran with scissors rm 2 nose bleed rm 3 Stapled finer rm 4 Ate some glue rm 5 Pencil up nose rm 6 Ate guinea pig poop rm 7 Dorfnagel Elementary school unveils its new streamlined health care system
I had an art teacher once who, to discourage running with scissors, described watching the end of the scissors move with the beating thump of the student’s heart and the agony of wanting to pull the scissors out, but being told not to by the 911 operator. Pretty sure this was urban legend, but it obviously left a lasting scar on my psyche, like those kidney stealing stories you sooner or later hear.