Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 03, 2004
Transcript:
"Good mooooorning, rat...*phew*...What a night I had....Let me tell you all my health and family problems." "Go away Alphonse. No one likes a needy porcupine." "Oh my....you can't be serious. I am not emotionally prepared to deal with this level of hostility this morning...*sniff* please...give me...a tissue....." "Dude, stop...I don't like you...all you try to do is attract pity by manufacturing bogus drama...now leave me the @*#*@# alone, got it??" "...I've suffered a coronary it's fatal goodbye." "Bye Bye!"
epicbrish almost 12 years ago
Good riddance.
mari1313 over 11 years ago
Alphonse: (I’m sure rat is crying inside..)