Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 19, 2010
Transcript:
Dog artist: Okay. Describe your missing chew toy. Poncho: It's sort of oblong, frayed on the edges, chewed up. Bland coloring, sort of worn haggard, listless, coated in dried goo. Do you just have a whole stack of Ben Affleck pictures? Dog artist: It's amazing how versatile he is for punch lines.
WoodEye almost 15 years ago
The only thing he’s versatile with…
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Heheheh! Good sketch, too!
DolphinGirl78 almost 15 years ago
HA HA!!!! :D
harm1994 almost 15 years ago
The crew toy can act better…remember it in” To crew a mockingbird”.
Wildcard24365 almost 15 years ago
It was either Ben Affleck or… well, I don’t know how many people would catch “Ted McGinley.”
hoodooyoodoo almost 15 years ago
why do all of Ben Affleck’s pictures end up with dried goo on them?
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Is the dried goo courtesy of Jennifer Garner?
mancocapac almost 15 years ago
Ben’s best performance ever!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
You’ve got it backwards, cleo. The dried goo on Jennifer Garner is courtesy of Ben Affleck. The goo on Affleck is courtesy of Matt Damon.
The goo on Damon is courtesy of Sarah Silverman, but the goo on Silverman is anybody’s guess…
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Quite a few actors fit that description. But then, so do lots of chew toys.
glitterygal07 almost 15 years ago
ooookay then