The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for December 19, 2021

Roll me over in the pickle relish doesn’t have the same ring to it.

odds are, this time the stain will be from Italian Sausage…!

Some prom dresses had bra pads. Joy’s had knee pads.

Pickle relish? On the knees?

There would likely be a better story to tell (over and over) if you managed grass stains. Though what you do with relish is your own business.

It’s giving me a new feeling to the phrase, “ off like a prom dress!” And I threw up in my mouth a little.

Just how does one get grass stains on a prom dress??? Much less on a gown?

I found the find-it before I knew what I was looking for!!!

i need a couple of glasses after this joke

I find it hard to believe that a dress they both wore in high school would fit either of them now. Pickle relish, I believe that.

Joy might want to consider upgrading to the “Extra Wide World of Pants”.