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Wrong explorers for this joke to work. Should have been the Spaniards who slept with every native woman they could find. The pilgrims were too uptight to get in too much of that kind of trouble. They were so uptight, bigoted and racist that they were kicked out of every country they tried to settle until they came to the new world. Of course, they told their descendants they came for religious freedom which of course was not true because Protestantism was thriving in Europe. They were just such big butt-heads that Europeans were glad to see them join the criminals who were sent here first. They were such big butt-heads that even the first Thanksgiving is tainted because fifty years later they went to the Wampanoags, The natives who saved their very lives, and murdered every last man, woman and child as a prevention of any future disagreements that might possibly arise. The sad part of this is we are their descendants. Illuminating isn’t it? Also explains how we could allow Charles and David Koch to seize control of our government.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Hope?
markhughw over 8 years ago
Hester Prynne
e.groves over 8 years ago
And she’s wearing khaki?
richardj over 8 years ago
Miss America.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Her eyes were Siam
Her nose was Hindustan
And on her knees was Greece
Her back was Brazil
Her chest was Bunker Hill
Her hips they were Con-stan-ti-no-po-ple
Just then, I saw my wife
And to avoid a future strife
I let the rest of the world go by
c/o The Smothers Brothers
What? Me worried ? over 8 years ago
Amery Ca ?
Here's Waldo over 8 years ago
If she catches on, yer dead where ya stand, pilgrim! – The Duke
NRHAWK Premium Member over 8 years ago
Wrong explorers for this joke to work. Should have been the Spaniards who slept with every native woman they could find. The pilgrims were too uptight to get in too much of that kind of trouble. They were so uptight, bigoted and racist that they were kicked out of every country they tried to settle until they came to the new world. Of course, they told their descendants they came for religious freedom which of course was not true because Protestantism was thriving in Europe. They were just such big butt-heads that Europeans were glad to see them join the criminals who were sent here first. They were such big butt-heads that even the first Thanksgiving is tainted because fifty years later they went to the Wampanoags, The natives who saved their very lives, and murdered every last man, woman and child as a prevention of any future disagreements that might possibly arise. The sad part of this is we are their descendants. Illuminating isn’t it? Also explains how we could allow Charles and David Koch to seize control of our government.