Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 16, 2025

They’re all moving to the Serengeti where they can enjoy the heat. It’s a regular snake sauna plain.

it’s a metaphor. they weren’t actual snakes

Ubering, OK! Snakes on a plane?!!! No motherf**king way!!!

that will be an expensive uber rider even if there is a passenger volume discount

That’s SAINT Pat to YOU, fella!!

Glory snakes alive! Why YES! How did you guess?

Better asp for directions.

Don’t try to change his mind. He’s standing Pat.

So that’s what he drove them out in.

Is this a snake preview?

Oooh look…it’s the new team hitching a ride to the WH…hisssing all the way….

Does the driver make scale wage?

He’s got this snake thing down pat.

He’d better get 5 stars for that fare.

Patrick was an ubersaint.

Since Patrick is said to have driven the snakes out of Ireland, he should have been the Uber driver.

there are still no snakes in Ireland

OK, you can come but you’ll have to leave your pets behind.

Don’t forget to wear green tomorrow.

If St. Patrick had existed in the 21st century.

it’s good to see that nobody’s casting aspersions about this strip…

It’s a long way to Tipperary, Pat!