Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 27, 2013
January 26, 2013
January 28, 2013
Transcript:
"Do you believe in reincarnation?" "I dunno. Maybe." "Well, I do. I believe that if you live a good life here on Earth then after you die you get to come back as whatever you want." "I bet you'd never guess what I'd come back as." "I dunno, that grasshopper?" "No, a pterodactyl-ninja. That way I would have both the ferocity of a winged dinosaur and the stealth abilities of a deadly martial arts assassin." "I'm choosing not to believe in reincarnation."
Heh, nothin’ like messin’ with sacred cows….grasshopper.