Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 13, 2023
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Transcript:
Cow says, "Are you ok, Billy?" Billy says, "Yeah, I'm just lying motionless, letting my blood pool and muscles stiffen until I stretch, which will rapidly send oxygenated blood coursing through my veins giving me roughly three seconds of lightheaded euphoria." Cow says, "Now?" Billy says, "Wait for it."
Is this something you read on the Internet? When we were young, we just spun around in place a couple of times. It took seconds, was good exercise and there was no chance of fallling asleep in the middle of it. :)