Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 08, 2011
Transcript:
Alice: Look, Petey! I'm doing drawings of all the stuff on my Christmas list! Petey: Let's see. You want a catsup fountain? Alice: No, I want a volcano! What's the matter with you? Wait, they really have catsup fountains? Petey: If they don't, then I'm the first to think of them... EW.
Just take a chocolate fountain and pout catsup in it. McDonald’s will buy the first 5000 to install in flagship stores around the globe. Put in the industrial pump and Dubai will take the next 10.