Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 12, 2013
Transcript:
Dill: My brother heard about a guy who'd lie on the sofa watching TV all the time. Alice: So? Dill: So one day he dozed off in front of the TV. Dill: And awoke to find a terrible transformation had taken place. Dill: He'd become a sofa centaur, half man and half sofa! Alice: I wish i was a sofa centaur! It'd be great! Petey: No, it wouldn't. If grandma came to visit you'd have to fold out for her to sleep on, and you know how grandma snores. Dill: He's right you know. Alice: I hate it when Petey's the voice of reason.
Could have been worse. He could have turned into a cockroach.