Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 21, 2014
Transcript:
Waitress: Here you are! Alice: Oh, boy! Alice: Hey! This Kid's Hamburger doesn't have a plastic sword through it! Just a party toothpick! Alice: Oh no! Now look! My stupid hamburger fell apart! Petey: Ew! My assorted jellies caddy is too sticky to touch! Mom: Petey, please! One meltdown at a time.
Now see, that’s why those hamburgers have the plastic swords or party toothpicks. It’s the only thing holding them together.