Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 05, 2016
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Mom: This is just about the only stuff Petey will always eat. Alice: Is it food? Mom: Chef Blandoni's deflavored meals. A tasteless mixture of healthy, food like ingredients. Mom: carefully processed to remove flavor and texture. Available in 12 very similar varieties. Alice: Bleh. Mom: I call it Petey chow.
Waaaait… A mixture? You’re telling me the ingredients are thoroughly touching each other? Eww, Petey, how can you eat that? Your picky eater ranking is falling as we speak!