Horace: Check out my new refrigerator magnet!
Sine: Oh, it's shaped like a fridge! That's clever...
Horace: What's wrong?
When I was a boy my father was a radar technician. He brought home half the magnet assembly of decommissioned transmitter unit. It would snatch a screwdriver out of your hand from four feet away. Mom quickly realized it was too dangerous to have around the house.
July 31, 2015